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Measure up - anywhere - anytime! Maximum of 6.5ft or 2m - both metric and imperial measurement shown.   - Press button to retract - Material: PP do...

A tech tool pen with 7 very handy functions: a bottle opener, a phone stand, a ruler, a ballpoint pen, a stylus, a mini flat head and philips screw...

No. 03 Tobacco + Cedar has notes of tobacco, warm musk, and cedar wood. Top Notes: Cinnamon - VanillaHeart: Tobacco LeafBase: Cedar Wood - Patchoul...

No. 02 Amber + Oakmoss has notes of amber and musk while presenting woody tones underneath. Top Notes: Amber - Blood OrangeHeart: Oakmoss - Patchou...

No two alike! We cannot guarantee which colour you get, so spin the roulette wheel of destiny!   - 3”D glass ornament - Imported      

Your tree is about to be surreal!   - 4”L x 2.25”W x 5"H glass ornament - Imported      

A quilted, padded glasses sleeve with magnetic flap closure - Recycled ripstop nylon, recycled PET polypill- Measures 7” x 4” x 3/4”- Wash cold, la...

A mid-size gucci link chain, measuring in at 4.5mm. - 4.5mm width- Solid stainless steel- Hypoallergenic- Imported    

A mid-size gucci link chain, measuring in at 4.5mm. - 4.5mm width- Stainless steel base- 14k gold powder coat finish- Hypoallergenic- Imported      

Exotic woody notes hailing from cedar & sandalwood embrace ancient amber tempered with undercurrents of patchouli, vanilla, white musk, & T...

For the conspicuous canine that insists on the absolute finest in toys. With each bite an enticing squeak emanates from within keeping your pup ent...

The handbag every woman wants is now the toy every dog needs. Plush exterior with a squeaky that drives dogs crazy.   - Small measures: 3.5” - Larg...

Chewlulemon Bag Plush Bag - Your downward dog will love this fun, new toy! Chewlulemon has a soft, plush exterior with a squeaky inside that drives...

A unisex tee with 70's inspired graphic on the chest. Y'all ever heard about bodily autonomy?- Regular fit- 100% cotton- Wash warm or hot, hang to ...

A stretch selvedge denim with a standard seat and tapered leg opening. This is a sanforized 11oz rope-dyed Black Selvedge raw denim. Both warp and ...

The classic Levi's trucker jacket. - Regular fit- 99% cotton, 1% elastane- Stretch denim- Two welt flap front pockets- 2 welt lower hand pockets- B...

A stretchy selvedge denim with an extra roomy seat and tapered leg opening. This is a sanforized 11oz rope-dyed Black Selvedge raw denim. Both warp...

A 11oz stretch selvedge denim with a regular seat and thigh and a slim straight leg. - Regular fit- Sits at waist- Regular through thigh- 99% cotto...

A delicate midriff chain. - 40”L- Copper alloy- Adjustable- Imported  

A herd of hot pockets - A troop of twats - A mob of muffs - A colony of cooters - A swarm of snatches - A litter of labias   …need we go on?   - Fi...

On days when you wake up and just want to say fuck it and go back to sleep, we have the pen set for you!   - 5 pens with black ink - Fuck this, tha...

A cheerful scrunchie with checkered smiley pattern. - Imported  

A puffy hairband in a variety of colours. - One size fits most- 1.5” at thickest point- Imported  

The name you can’t forget! This vintage-inspired style puts your bum centre stage, so get ready to love the rearview.    - High rise - Fitted throu...